Horror Game: Sis, You Can't Handle This Rod

Li Mu enters a horror game and unlocks the god-tier profession Card Master, which lets him draw all kinds of items at random!

In the Haunted Apartment, Li Mu draws "Mediation Master" and becomes a courteous building manager. "Miss, I'm just here to collect the rent. There's no need to come into my room..."

At the School of the Dead, Li Mu looks at his maxed-out charm stat and sighs in frustration. "Classmate, don't come find your teacher for extra lessons in the middle of the night! I'm exhausted!"

"Ma'am, don't be afraid. They can't get into this store."

At the checkout counter of the Evil Spirit Supermarket, Li Mu grips a divine demon-subduing pestle and stares sternly at the evil spirits outside. Then he looks down and says:

"Hold on, sis. You can't handle this pestle..."

I'm Li Mu. May I ask...

Is this really a horror game?

Are you sure it's not a dating sim?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.