Lü Bu of the Three Kingdoms: Isn't Stabbing My Adoptive Father Perfectly Reasonable?

After transmigrating into the body of Lu Bu, the mightiest warrior of the Three Kingdoms, who would go back to being a corporate lackey, toiling away with a nine-to-ten schedule and a soul-crushing commute and overtime every day?

Lu Bu flat-out refuses the System's demand that he return to the modern world. The System then follows the usual playbook and starts making him swear loyalty to one father after another!

Lu Bu looks at the list of targets he is supposed to call his adoptive fathers: Ding Yuan, Inspector of Bingzhou; Guo Daxian, leader of the Black Mountain bandits; General-in-Chief He Jin; the traitorous Dong Zhuo; the cunning Cao Cao; Liu Bei with the big ears; Liu Biao, Governor of Jingzhou; Tao Qian, Governor of Xuzhou; the Xiongnu Chanyu; the Great King of the Xianbei, and so on. He silently raises his Sky Piercer halberd. "It'd be perfectly reasonable for me, Lu Bu, to run you all through!"

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