It's All About Black Technology and Hard Work. Are You Saying You're Cultivating Immortality?

As we all know, cultivating immortality requires three conditions: Kung Fu! Qualifications! Resource! Zhang Huaimin unexpectedly obtained a system for cultivating immortals, which solved the skills and qualifications required for cultivating immortals. However, the resources and conditions for cultivating immortals no longer exist on earth! Fortunately, the black technology immortality cultivation system perfectly solves this problem! No spirit? Then build an air compressor to separate the air! No spiritual stone? Then build a particle accelerator to bombard jade! No energy? Then build an Ark reactor to provide energy! No thunder tribulation? Then build a small rocket to attract thunder artificially! Subsequently, at the request of the black technology immortality cultivation system, live broadcast of immortality cultivation was started. After seeing Zhang Huaimin's process of cultivating immortality, everyone was dumbfounded: "It's all about black technology and hard work. You said you're cultivating immortality?" Until Zhang Huaimin brought down the thunder and calamity, the golden elixir turned nine times, soared into the air, spread his hands, and said with spring buds on his tongue: "As you can see, I am really cultivating immortality!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.