Misfortune Livestream: My Fans Beg Me to Stop Making Oaths

Title: The Unlucky Streamer: Fans Beg Me to Stop Making Oaths

Synopsis:

Song Yang is an unlucky gaming streamer. He can never successfully enhance anything in DNF, every lottery draw only gives him the guaranteed prize, and he never gets a pair of jokers in Dou Dizhu...

Then he suddenly binds to the Heavenly Oath System. If he makes an oath using someone else's name, his wish comes true!

While streaming Dou Dizhu:

"I swear on my fan, that poor sucker who eats instant noodles without the seasoning packet, that I'll get four twos and a pair of jokers!"

While enhancing gear in DNF:

"I swear on Dai Xiaomei gaining ten pounds that my +18 enhancement will succeed!"

Dai Xiaomei, on voice chat, looks down at her little belly. "What the hell is wrong with you?!"

Until one day...

Song Yang: "I swear on the national fortune of the Eagle Sauce Nation..."

Someone interviews Song Yang and asks him the secret to success.

Song Yang smiles faintly. "Nothing is impossible, as long as you dare to make an oath!"

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.