Xuanhuan: All My Disciples Are Chuunibyou

"Master, that's not a chicken. It's a Divine Phoenix from the Ninth Heaven. You can't eat it!"

"Pfft. Keep acting up and I'll kick you out."

"Master, that's not a goldfish. It's a nine-clawed golden dragon. You can't kill it."

"Damn it, can you make up something even more ridiculous?"

"Master, that's the World Tree. If you cut it down, this world will collapse."

"Get lost!!!"

"Master..."

"Don't call me Master. I'm exhausted!"

Looking at the disciples he had taught, all of them acting like terminally delusional teenagers, Jiang Tian felt he just couldn't go on living like this!

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.