It's Too Messy to Lick the Dog, and the Heroines Are Crazy About It!

Chen Guobin traveled through an urban mishmash of novels and became the villain "Hai" Dog. He doesn't want to be a licking dog, nor is he a stepping stone for the Son of Destiny. He awakens to the trashing system. As long as he writes down his daily trashing routine in his diary, he can get various rewards. X month x day: school beauty's birthday, hey, I'm not going! X month x day: The school beauty is really good-looking, but the school uniform is too ugly. It would be awesome if she wore black stockings underneath and had a trousers lining! X month x day: The school beauty's mother is seriously ill. It's a pity that I didn't lick*, otherwise I would have paid for her to be cured! What's even more outrageous is that after Chen Qianfan stopped licking her, the female protagonists started to cheat like crazy. Lin Jingshu: Didn't you say that you would not be with me again unless I became your licker? Woof woof woof! Liu Ruoxue: I have kicked Ye Fan out of the house. Don't lock the door at night. My sister has something to tell you! Qin Yixin: Is this the Kurisi mentioned in your diary? Pull up the trousers This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.