Drunk at Karaoke, I Sing Eight Princesses to Tears

Su Ran transmigrates into the body of a small-time streamer in a parallel world.

He's belting out songs in a private room.

Ding!

System bound successfully. Congratulations, you've received a heart-wrenching voice.

One song, Barely Dressed, almost makes several girls in the room cry themselves to death.

"My love is barely dressed, my love, so barely dressed"

"You make me burn with a passion I can't control..."

Girls: Wuwuwu... Please, let's go back to feeling legs. I'm all cried out.

Viewer: Bro, stop singing. We've run out of tissues at home.

Viewer: The tissues at home are all used up. Tears and drool are streaming everywhere.

Su Ran's songs make the whole internet cry, and he becomes an instant sensation.

Just as everyone thinks Su Ran is a devoted streamer,

they discover that he is devoted, just not to any one person. He livestreams with a different beauty every day.

Viewer: Su Ran is definitely the most devoted man in Jiangnan.

Viewer: The whole internet is teaching guys how to love girls. Only Su Ran teaches us brothers how to love ourselves.

Viewer: Better to follow Su Ran than a celebrity, because he'll never get canceled...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.