Street Test: Mugging Me? Looks Like You Want to Eat Fish

A street prank show.

The female host pretends to be a robber to test passersby.

Lin Hao has just transmigrated when a gun suddenly presses against his chest. Before he can even say, "What the hell?"

Ding! The Soldier King System has activated!

The female host notices that Lin Hao's eyes suddenly look completely different.

Lin Hao: Hey, girlie, there's something wrong with your gun.

Lin Hao chuckles and grabs the gun pressed to his chest, moving its muzzle to his own forehead.

"Next time, aim here."

Female host: Waaaah, I think I just saw my great-grandma!

Lin Hao: Don't be scared. Come on, I'll take you on a big job.

And so, in full view of the entire nation,

the two of them take on drug lords in Mexico and bring down Blackwater.

They even attract the attention of Dragon Nation's military's aircraft carrier**!

The viewers' jaws are now permanently glued to the floor.

Viewer A: Drug lord: I was terrified at the time!

Viewer B: If Gao Qiqiang had dinner with Lin Hao, he'd have to sit at the kids' table!

Viewer C: This guy isn't just tough, he's a whole new level of ruthless!

Viewer D: Stop already, bro. Keep this up and the police will be out of a job!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.