In the Great Voyage, I Carry the Ganges River with Me

Nan Si transmigrates, and of all things to bring along, he ends up with the mother river of the Indians: the Ganges.

Kizaru: "The mother river? Your family's mother river is all feces and urine?"

Kaido: "The Viagra levels are terrifying! I haven't gone soft in ten days, and I haven't even spared the lizards!"

Magellan: "After being washed by Ganges water, you'll think my poison is nothing, because that stuff is even more toxic."

Trafalgar Law: "Every drop of Ganges water contains all kinds of viruses!"

Akainu: "I accidentally took a sip and had diarrhea for five days. When we fought the Whitebeard Pirates, I was battling Whitebeard while shitting myself."

Blackbeard: "If I get AIDS after bathing in Ganges water, is there any cure?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.