NBA: No One Understands Health and Wellness Better Than Me

Ye Li transmigrated 14 years ago and unlocked the NBA Wellness System.

Raise your wellness points to earn all kinds of rewards.

He attends a Minnesota Timberwolves tryout with goji berries steeping in his thermos.

He loads the prime Derrick Rose template and demolishes LaVine.

Wiggins exclaims, "The mysterious power of the East!"

Wellness-obsessed Ye Li crushes team after team, sparking a league-wide wellness craze.

LeBron James scratches his head in a panic: "Oh no, Ye Li is doing tai chi on the bench! How do we stop him? Asking for help online!"

Kevin Durant drops his backpack: "Soaking your feet on the bench to recover your stamina? If you can't beat them, join them!"

Curry lies flat: "Cupping gets your blood flowing, gua sha clears your meridians, and we'll win for sure next game!"

Harden grins: "Six Flavor Rehmannia Pills, a whole box at a time! Then a proper foot massage, the kind with a dragon-shaped treatment. Heh heh heh..."

Kobe looks utterly baffled: "Wellness advice... crash your helicopter?"

Many years later, Ye Li, his hair now white, pats LeBron's son on the shoulder. "The future belongs to you."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.