Urban: I Just Want to Lie Flat, but I’m Forced to Raise All of Humanity

After his soul crossed into a parallel world, Lang Yu planned to plagiarize culture to become a superstar, then settle into a happy life of lying flat.

But who could have guessed that the System would tell him the world would be invaded by gods in three years?

To save all of humanity, the System ordered him to lead everyone in cultivating immortality.

From then on, a charlatan with a handful of immortal arts appeared on all the major livestreaming platforms, hawking his wares with all his might.

Lang Yu: "Freshly released, the Eternal Youth Cultivation Manual! No results, no charge."

Viewer: "Can you really cultivate with this technique?"

Lang Yu: "I specialize in selling cultivation manuals. Would I sell you one you can't cultivate with?"

Viewer: "Ten million for one cultivation manual? Why not just rob us?"

Lang Yu: "Where else are you going to find cultivation manuals nowadays? These techniques have been passed down from ancient times. You think it's expensive? I think it's expensive too! So, are you buying or not?"

Three years later, foreign gods descended upon the mortal world to feast on human flesh.

But when they saw the human race's many Daluo Immortal Venerables, their eyes filled with confusion.

The script wasn't supposed to go like this...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.