Great Tang: After Li Er Learns I Am Immortal

After Lang Yu discovers that he has transmigrated to the Tang dynasty and gained the buff of immortality, he becomes second to none at getting under Li Er's skin. Even Wei Zheng wouldn't dare claim first place.

"Don't take killing your elder brother to heart. If you hadn't killed him, he would have killed you!"

"Old Li, you're actually sending a princess off to marry a foreign ruler? Do you know the principles: never cede land, pay compensation, or offer tribute; the emperor guards the realm's gates, and the ruler dies for his country?"

"Old Li, how old is your daughter Changle? How about marrying her to me?

Of course, I'd have to see what she looks like first. If she's ugly, I won't take her."

"Old Li..."

Whenever Li Er's patience with Lang Yu was about to reach its breaking point, Lang Yu would put documents on his desk that could change the fate of the Tang dynasty: techniques for refining pure salt, plans to increase grain yields, the development and use of flintlock guns...

Many years later, Li Shimin gazed at his vast territory, feeling rather pleased with himself.

Lang Yu said, "Old Li, you're this pleased with yourself after conquering so little? Want nautical charts of North and South America and Australia?"

Li Er: "..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.