Showbiz: I Asked You to Be Down-to-Earth, but You're Selling Potent Tonics on the Street

Qin Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a celebrity hated by the entire internet.

Hoping to make a comeback, he joins the variety show Celebrities Are Just Ordinary People, where stars try out everyday jobs.

For the first episode, the production team has him set up a street stall. The result? He sells miracle pills!

Qin Yang: "My Strength Pills strengthen your essence and kidneys when taken orally. One hundred times in a single night!"

Dilraba: "???"

Yue Yunpeng: "Oh my! Can they really do that?"

Qin Yang: "Apply my Strength Pills externally, and not even a golden spear can bring you down. Your manhood will be as hard as a copper wheel."

G.E.M.: "!!!"

Yang Mi: "Are you okay?"

Qin Yang: "My Strength Pills explode on impact, like the Planetary Devastation technique."

Hua Chenyu: "Planetary Devastation? So which one of us is the mage here, you or me?"

Then Qin Yang tosses one Strength Pill into an anthill. Boom! It blasts out a crater a hundred meters across!

Ding! The Jingjiang County public security police are following you!

Ding! The Jinghai City riot police are following you!

Ding! The Jing Tian Province counterterrorism unit is following you!

The broadcasting authority orders the show taken down for rectification.

Director: "We have to make corrections right after the premiere? Qin Yang, you absolute legend!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.