The Embarrassing History Has Been Exposed! The First Emperor's Eastern Tour and the Slaying of the White Snake

Chen Bai binds himself to a System and is told he must write a grand, epic fantasy before it can be activated.

The day the book is finished, it is exposed to the entire internet, drawing countless jeers.

"Qin Shi Huang slew the White Snake first, and the Great Qin lineage lasted for over a decade?"

"Ha! Which brat wrote this chuuni version of the Records of the Grand Historian? The Han Emperor Gaozu would be so furious he'd climb out of his grave!"

"The God of War Bai Qi unleashed Senbonzakura and slaughtered a million demons?"

"Uh... Did Byakuya Kuchiki change his name to Bai Qi?"

It isn't until the White Snake returns to life beneath the Serpent-Slaying Stele and a Zanpakuto is unearthed in the First Emperor's tomb that the entire internet is stunned!

"Holy crap! That chuuni version of the Records of the Grand Historian is real!"

"The author really did snatch the Frozen-Fruit from Cao Cao's mouth!"

"Diao Chan really is his wife? Xiao Qiao, Xi Shi, Daji..."

"And there's the Emperor Armor, Ryujin Jakka, Pokemon, the Eight Gates..."

Demons and monsters are running rampant, and all of humanity is desperately calling for help. Author, save us!

Chen Bai: "Sword, come!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.