I Held My Own Funeral and Scared the Entire Internet Silly!

Old and aware that his time is running out, Lin Feng decides to hold his own funeral early so he can see what it will be like after he dies. He hides nearby to watch how his friends and family behave when they come to pay their respects!

As Lin Feng's grandniece, Zhou Jie naturally receives an invitation to the funeral too.

But when Zhou Jie arrives at the funeral, she finds that the clerk in charge of registering guests is actually calling out the gifts!

And that's not all!

As more and more people arrive to pay their respects, the whole internet goes into an uproar!

Among them are a veteran hero who survived the War of Resistance Against Japan and the head of a major scientific research institute. Finally, a mysterious old man wearing a Sun Yat-sen suit shows up too!

Once everyone has paid their respects and the coffin is about to be buried, Lin Feng, who's been hiding nearby the whole time, finally can't take it anymore. He jumps out and starts swinging!

"You sons of...!"

"Playing Dou Dizhu at my funeral? You can't even tell the big and small jokers apart!"

"And you, you old bastard!"

"Just because you weren't invited on that raid back then, you haven't spoken to me or visited me in twenty years?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.