I Planned My Own Funeral, and the Whole Internet Came to Watch

Knowing he doesn't have much time left, Lin Feng decides to hold his own funeral early so he can see what it will be like after he dies. He also plans to watch from hiding as his friends and relatives come to pay their respects!

Zhou Jie, Lin Feng's grandniece, naturally receives an invitation to the funeral as well.

But when Zhou Jie arrives at the funeral, she discovers that the clerk in charge of registration is actually calling out the condolence gifts!

And that's not all!

As more and more mourners arrive, the whole internet is thrown into an uproar!

Among them are a war hero who survived the war against Japan and the head of the General Institute of Scientific Research. And, in the end, a mysterious old man dressed in a Sun Yat-sen suit appears too!

When everyone has finished paying their respects and the coffin is about to be buried, Lin Feng, who's been hiding all along, can finally take no more. He leaps out and starts swinging!

"Damn it!"

"Playing Dou Dizhu at my funeral? You must've forgotten who's the big and little joker!"

"And you, you old geezer!"

"Didn't you get left out of that surprise attack back then? Is that really reason enough to refuse to speak to me or visit me for twenty years?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.