I Reported a Jiangshi, So Why Did You Send Fox Spirits?

Hu Qinyin is 1.85 meters tall, speaks in a cutesy voice, and has a killer figure. "Little brother, do you want to... with big sister? Hmm? Big sister's up for anything."

Seeing the three phantom fox tails behind Hu Qinyin, Su Yan's expression turned grave.

After unraveling the mystery of his time in the womb, Su Yan, a high school senior, awakens a Slaughter and Plunder System. He can endlessly seize the essence, energy, and spirit of those he kills, prove his Dao through slaughter, and ascend in broad daylight.

But he feels like he's been handed the wrong script. He's on the modern-day Blue Star, where there's nothing left to kill. So he decides to quit school and become a butcher.

Six months later, with extraordinary powers and a gorgeous, badass fiancée at home, he thinks he'll spend the rest of his life happily butchering pigs. Then two zombies break into his home to steal chickens!

Kill zombies, plunder their attributes.

To find more targets, he calls the police and joins the government.

But...

I called to report zombies, and you send me fox spirits?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.