My Pet's Death-Defying Roll Brings the Nuke Home

Li Xiao awakened the Rolling God System, and his pets began to roll up. At first, it was normal for the cat to get back one hundred yuan and the parrot to get back two hundred yuan. But gradually, the style of painting began to change! "Damn, bitch, did you kidnap Damimi back?" "Xiaoju, tie Reba back..." "Little parrot? What is this you brought back? Damn it, a nuclear bomb..." Until later, it became more and more outrageous. Thousand-year-old corpses, Poseidon Trident, Chaos Beads, Four Swords of Killing Immortals, Pangu Ax... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.