The Great Ming Dragon Son-in-Law: I Enrage Chongzhen and Curse the Traitor

Grand Secretary of the Ming: "Your Majesty, that Qin Yu is spreading wild rumors, saying that our Ming dynasty has run out of luck and is about to fall apart. I suggest having him torn apart by five horses in the street!"

Deputy Grand Secretary: "Your Majesty, Qin Yu also said that Your Majesty is a useless, foolish ruler, without talent, virtue, ability, or tolerance. He's slandering the emperor, slandering the emperor!

"I say he doesn't want to live anymore. So I suggest that at the hour of the horse, we hang him from the gate tower at the market entrance and hack him to pieces, then exterminate his entire clan, to uphold the law and set the record straight!"

Chongzhen: "That damned Qin Yu has a head that weighs eight jin, and a rebellious streak that starts at the back of his skull. I'd say it accounts for at least six and a half jin. If I don't chop off his head, I won't be able to quench my fury!"

Princess Suiping: "Dear younger brother, your big sister and Qin Yu have done it. Hurry up and arrange our marriage, before your brother-in-law..."

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