I Milk the Entertainment Industry for All It's Worth

A parallel world where everything that should exist does exist.

And everything that shouldn't exist absolutely doesn't!

Luo Heng: "The entertainment industry? That's my flock of sheep!"

After years of casually fleecing his flock, Luo Heng had hoped to relax his way to the top.

But people just kept forcing him to get back to work!

The reigning diva: "I wouldn't have reached this level without Luo Heng..."

The comeback king: "My career would never have had a second wind without the songs Luo Heng wrote for me..."

The rising star: "Teacher Luo's talent is something I could never catch up to, even on horseback..."

The top-tier star director: "I've already asked the association to assign Luo Heng to write the script for this tribute film..."

The internationally acclaimed director: "I wanted an old man to play a master, not for you to find a master to play an old man!"

"What? It's Luo Heng? Then no problem. Hurry, get him on set..."

Luo Heng: "You're all a bunch of troublemakers. Keep pushing me and I'll fleece you bald..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.