I Just Want to Slack Off, but My Pet Works Itself to the Bone!

Reborn in an era when everyone trains monsters, Li Fan instead obtains the "Become an Immortal by Slacking Off" System.

As long as he does nothing and keeps slacking, he'll keep earning rewards until he becomes an immortal.

The Dawn Cup rookie trainer competition is starting. Make your choice.

1: Ignore it. What's the point of a competition? Wouldn't playing video games be more fun?

Reward: Transcendent Immortal Pill. Shed your mortal body, and your cultivation will grow automatically even while sitting still. A little training will make your progress as swift as a thousand miles a day.

2: Enter the competition and fight your way through, winning the title by stepping over the heads of ten thousand rookies and showing them who the real genius is!

Reward: Unknown

Li Fan doesn't hesitate for a second. Of course he picks option one.

On the day of the finals, however, he can't find his pet anywhere.

He turns on the TV and sees it standing on the podium, hoisting the champion's trophy. He is so furious he spits up three liters of blood!

Completion reward: The Transcendent Immortal Pill becomes a Divine Beast Pill. Give it to your pet to grant it the most ancient divine beast bloodline, making you the ancestor of every divine beast under heaven!

"My pill!"

Li Fan spits up blood again!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.