Whose Harry Potter Is a Deviant?

Voldemort: I'm not convinced! Why am I the only one who is the Dark Lord? I have never grown rice with a wizard's body; I didn't dig graves and use corpses to grow hair. I won't cut off other people's heads to make lanterns, I use a wand, not a sword made of spines, I can't change my skin, my heart, my face, or my soul. Compared to Harry Potter, what else do I have besides playing with Horcruxes and reciting the Unforgivable Curse? Am I still nothing? I don't even have a tattoo! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.