You Asked Me to Fix Shoes, So Why Are You Repairing a Tank's Tracks?

From the start, he inherited a shop that repairs shoes and makes keys, barely scraping by.

To bring in more repair work, Shen Zhuang started livestreaming. No matter what kind of shoes they were, he could fix them!

Replacing the tracks on a Type 99 tank, applying heat-absorbing material to prevent cracks, and making it invisible to satellites!

Replacing the landing gear on a J-20, enabling vertical takeoff and landing and gliding over the sea. Remember to bring it in for regular maintenance!

Replacing the thrusters on a Dongfeng-41, soaring ninety thousand miles into the sky. Not enough fuel? Buy some shoe polish!

The Eagle panicked. You call this repairing shoes?

China even strictly forbade Shen Zhuang from taking on shoe-repair jobs!

With no other choice, he started making keys instead.

The Guantanamo Bay arsenal, Area 51's secret base, the Eagle's commander's cough box, quantum superchips: if it had a lock, he could make a key for it.

Faced with Shen Zhuang's outrageous antics, the Eagle was scared out of its wits.

The Eagle: Do you have some kind of misunderstanding about what "repair" means?

Shen Zhuang: All right, then. Haircuts sound like a good business too. What should I shave this time?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.