Showbiz: I Asked You to Write Calligraphy, Not Draw Talismans!

With the Spring Festival approaching, the large-scale celebrity reality show Back to the Village, Stars is about to begin filming.

But one of the guests, Shen Zhuang, is nowhere to be found. When they finally track him down, he's buying calligraphy brushes.

Fine, becoming a calligrapher isn't so bad.

But then he takes the whole show in a creepy direction.

Director: "I told you to be a calligrapher. Why are you buying cinnabar and drawing talismans?"

Fan: "Our oppa's going for a down-to-earth new image, but did he nearly land in the underworld right from the start? Can I tremblingly tap Follow?"

Ya Ya: "I'm dancing to give everyone a treat, but you're doing a full-on Yingge dance?"

Chef Huang: "I'm making a whole New Year's Eve feast, and you're cursing people so they won't even get four dishes?"

Hua Chenyu: "I'm singing Ashes in the Fireworks, and you're sticking three incense sticks on a grave?"

Shen Zhuang: "You say I only know how to perform things from the world of the living? Should I put on my ceremonial robe and bow north to the River God, or light lamps and open the gates of the Ghost Festival?"

Netizens: "Please stop performing, or those Koreans next door are going to claim it again!"

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