System! It Turns Out You Like to Play Awkward Games!

System, please spare me! Why are you asking me to do something embarrassing? Other people's systems have all kinds of enhancements. Why is it that my system always lets me do embarrassing things that can take away three bedrooms and one living room? The special exit method given by the system is a beam of sunshine hitting you. Where is the luxury car that you agreed on? The system's choices will either kill me or embarrass me! Can't you just go around me? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.