You Call This Wildlife Photography? Why Is Everything in the Frame Pixelated?

Yu Jiang was an honest, dependable wildlife photographer.

But ever since he bound himself to the "Fun Shot System," the scenes captured by his camera began to take increasingly bizarre turns!

In the tropical rainforests of the Congo, a bonobo said, "Hey, you little minx, you're pretty good at that!"

In the vast African wilderness, a red river hog said, "If you want milk, go find your mom. I'm your damn dad!"

In icy Antarctica, an emperor penguin said, "Honey, hear me out. I don't know who the father is either!"

In the deep blue ocean, a humpback whale said, "I swam three thousand kilometers to see you, and you're done in a minute?"

At last, the Strategic Deception Bureau took notice of Yu Jiang for neglecting his actual work!

Soon afterward, promotional videos showcasing the Dragon Nation's advanced technology came out one after another, driving the whole world wild!

Pakistan: "Big bro, that 'Chubby Girl' of yours sure has a big belly!"

Russia: "The neighbor's 'Cutie' is huge, black, and thick!"

Japan: "Big Daddy, the Rabbit says it's going to give me a 'big slap.'"

Eagle Nation: "Shut the hell up for a second. I've got a balloon stuck over my head!!!"

In response, the Rabbit issued a statement:

"Sorry, sorry. Our photographer is a bit of a loose cannon."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.