Sister Zhou Loses It: You’re Selling Dongfeng Missiles on a Blind Date?

Su Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and obtains a System. Whenever he manages to sell something, he receives a random reward.

Sister Zhou: You won't believe this. A handsome guy added me recently, and I thought my luck in love had finally turned around. But guess what?

I was totally swept off my feet, then it all took a complete 180. That damn guy was selling tea!

Muzi: The same thing happened to me. I don't know if it was the same guy, but I had already taken off my clothes when he said he was promoting anti-scam awareness.

pdd: You think that's bad? At least they were selling something from the land of the living. I got someone trying to sell me a burial plot, claiming my descendants would enjoy endless good fortune if I were buried there.

Just as Su Yang plans to make one last sale and then retire, the System tells him to sell Dongfeng missiles???

And the assigned customer is none other than the National Security Bureau!

What should he do now?

The police are already at his door, telling him to open up because they need to check the water meter!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.