Zhou Jie Loses It: Are You Flirting with Me Just to Sell Me a Nuclear Bomb?

Su Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and obtains a System. Whenever he successfully sells something, he receives a random reward.

Sister Zhou: "You won't believe this. A handsome guy added me not long ago. I thought my luck in love had finally turned around. Guess what happened?"

"He flirted with me so hard I was practically melting, then pulled a complete switcheroo. The bastard was selling tea!"

Muzi: "That happened to me too. I don't know if it was the same guy. I was already taking my clothes off when he said he was promoting anti-scam awareness."

pdd: "You call that bad? At least your guy was selling something from the land of the living. The one I met was selling cemetery plots, saying that being buried there would bring endless blessings and prosperity to your descendants."

Just as Su Yang is about to make one last sale and retire, the System tells him to sell a nuclear bomb???

And the designated customer is the National Security Bureau!

What is he supposed to do now?

The police are already at his door, telling him to open up because they need to check the water meter!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.