Selling Rock Candy as Powder, the Drug Lord Goes Broke and Calls the Cops in a Rage

"Hello? Is this the police?"

"I'm a South American drug lord, and I want to report a crime!"

"Someone in your country impersonated a chemistry expert and sold me high-purity drugs, but when they arrived, they were just rock candy! He swindled me out of over a hundred million dollars!"

One night, the capital's police station received a call from overseas.

The officers scoffed at the caller's claims, but, taking their duty seriously, they investigated and discovered they were actually true!

They rushed out and brought the young man back to the station.

"Ye Ran, why did you use rock candy as drugs and scam a drug lord out of his money?"

Ye Ran shrugged. "Come on, officer. I told him it was rock candy before I sold it to him. He insisted on buying it. I didn't scam him!"

The interrogation was still underway when the police received several more reports.

"Hello, I'm with the Eagle Sauce Foreign Exchange Administration. Ye Ran used color-changing ink to counterfeit US dollars and cheat us!"

"Hello, we're calling from the Neon Country Ministry of Foreign Affairs. Your Ye Ran made a fake lithography machine and sold it to us!"

Ye Ran said, "Officer, can I explain my side of the story?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.