American Comics: The Villains Give Up, So I Teach Them to Destroy the World

A hilarious, feel-good power fantasy.

Luo Chen is the only superhero who uses swordsmanship.

Other people grow stronger through mutations or money. Luo Chen grows stronger through views and followers.

To attract enough attention, Luo Chen spends every day persuading different down-and-out villains to regain their confidence and destroy the world.

"Listen, Loki. You'd better focus on destroying the world, or I'll cut you down with one strike."

"Hey, Ultron, is this unimaginative way of destroying the world really something a super-intelligent computer like you could come up with? If you don't want to die, think up a more creative destruction plan."

"Thanos, did your tiny brain get smeared across a public restroom and trampled by people from Earth? If you keep trying to steal the stones like that, you're sure to lose. Come on, let's watch Where Did Daddy Go a few more times and find some inspiration."

The Host's defeat of Loki has attracted the attention of 500,000 people. Reward: Flying Sword from a Hundred Paces. The Host's prevention of the joint invasion of Earth by Ultron and the demon army has attracted the attention of 3 million people. Reward: Green Lotus Sword Song.

The Host's taking Black Widow on as a maid has attracted the attention of 10 million people. Reward: Starburst Air-Splitting Slash.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.