American Comics: The Villains Give Up, but I Urge Them to Destroy the World

A hilarious power fantasy.

Luo Chen is the only superhero who uses swordsmanship.

Others get stronger through mutations or spending money, but Luo Chen gets stronger through views and followers.

To attract enough views and followers, Luo Chen has to persuade a different disheartened villain every day to regain their confidence and destroy the world.

"Listen, Loki. You'd better focus on destroying the world properly, or I'll cut you down with one sword."

"Hey, Ultron. Is this unimaginative method of destroying the world really all a superintelligent computer like you can come up with? If you don't want to die, think up a more creative plan."

"Thanos, did you get your brain smeared across a public restroom floor and trampled by people from Earth? You'll definitely lose if you keep grabbing for the stones like that. Come on, let's watch Where Did Daddy Go? a few more times and get some inspiration."

The Host's defeat of Loki was viewed by 500,000 people. Reward: Flying Sword Technique.

The Host's prevention of the joint invasion of Earth by Ultron's forces and the demons was viewed by 3 million people. Reward: Green Lotus Sword Song.

The Host taking Black Widow on as his maid was viewed by 10 million people. Reward: Starburst Qi Slash.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.