So If You Are Lucky, Can You Be a Salted Fish?

I was hit while driving my beloved eDonkey. Should I be sad? No! Income +1w. Should you be angry when someone slaps you in the face? No! Income +1 million. The house was violently demolished. Should we despair? No! Income +500w. So lucky, can I be a salted fish? … This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.