I Told You to Farm Properly, Not Build a Cyberpunk Farm!

Xiao Mo accidentally transmigrates into the body of a dropout who has returned to his hometown to become a livestreamer. With a shabby plot of ancestral land to his name, he starts a self-sufficient farming life.

Only, the various pieces of equipment he makes are downright absurd:

An electric tilling rifle that can plow two li of land with a single burst!

A sonar beehive cannon that harvests everything in one shot!

A mechanical watchdog with built-in holographic perception!

A planting exoskeleton with built-in optical camouflage!

Just as he's happily farming his little plot, a satellite streaks across the sky.

The United States calls China in the middle of the night, asking to sign a long-term peace treaty.

China's various departments hold a press conference!

Institute of Agricultural Planning: The United States should stop spreading rumors! These are new farming tools we're testing. They run on standard AA batteries.

Institute of Acoustics: Acoustic technology is being developed all over the world. Using it for farming is nothing unusual!

Institute of Intelligent Manufacturing Engineering: This is just an ordinary mechanical pet. It poses no threat whatsoever!

At last, the various departments shed aggrieved tears before a fully integrated, closed-loop-powered planetary generator.

"We told you to farm properly, and you built a cyberpunk farm?!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.