Showbiz: Eight Points for a Sheep? Who Are You Calling a Pretty Boy?

Name: Showbiz: Eight Points for a Sheep? Who Are You Calling a Pretty Boy?
Author: Snowbound at Languan

娱乐：八分一只羊，骂谁小鲜肉？

by Snowbound at Languan (雪拥蓝关)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 50k Words
Genre: Urban Romance
Subgenre: Romantic Fiction
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Faloo

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Synopsis

In his sleep, Xiao Mo's soul transmigrates to a parallel world, where he becomes a washed-up young star whose contract is about to be terminated.

He discovers that he's participating in an unpopular, outdated variety show called My Kind of Life,

where he's also been assigned the role of team chef.

“Director Wang, our ratings have fallen to 0.05% this season. Why are we still inviting a pretty-boy like Xiao Mo, whose contract is about to be terminated?” The producer and director gripe.

The other members of the show stick together, treating Xiao Mo like he's invisible. But everyone's eyes end up fixed on Xiao Mo slaughtering a lamb, and they can't calm down for a long time.

“Eight minutes! Xiao Mo can slaughter a live sheep in eight minutes!”

“Three bites and he finishes a whole pig! How does he stay in shape?!”

“This puzzle has to be rigged, right?! He's finished it, and everyone else is still on the first level!”

“A long-distance run with a heavy load! He's fifteen kilometers ahead of the professional athletes!”

Overnight, the show's ratings soar to the level of a hit variety show!

Every senior vice president at his management company charters a private jet in the middle of the night and rushes over to apologize!

“Is Young Master Xiao available? Would you consider a three-year, one-billion-dollar contract?”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.