Why Are You So Nervous, Eagle Sauce? I'm Just Painting a Picture

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Su Fang became the owner of a portrait shop.

Su Fang had a strange knack: anything he drew would die.

During a livestream, a female streamer insisted that Su Fang draw her portrait.

Reluctantly, Su Fang drew one, and she died the next day.

He refused to believe it. How could someone die just because of a drawing?

So he drew a wanted criminal.

The criminal ended up dead in a reservoir that very night.

Terrified, Su Fang decided to stop messing with the living for a while.

He drew a portrait of an ancient person. That very night, the person's tomb was discovered, and it turned out to have been visited by tomb raiders hundreds of times.

Su Fang then tried drawing a Japanese ukiyo-e print, and that very day Japan was submerged by a huge wave.

From then on, Su Fang became a sensation.

One day, an Eagleland warship entered Longguo's waters.

Su Fang decided to teach Eagleland a lesson.

So Su Fan drew a picture of the White House in Eagleland.

Eagleland: "I'll leave right now. Name your terms, just please don't use Su Fang first!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.