Eagle Sauce: I Only Brag When the Rabbit Isn't Around

At a meeting on controlled nuclear fusion in the United States, Xu Lin's team's technology is stolen by the Americans. Xu Lin slams the table and shouts, "Eagle, you're plagiarizing!" But the Americans throw him out of the venue.

Later, the Americans say, "We've built an Iron Man suit."

The Rabbit pats the Gundam beside him. "Liar. What you built is a pile of scrap metal."

The Americans say, "We were the first to achieve a crewed landing on Mars."

Standing on Mars, the Rabbit gives the ground a kick and asks, "Eagle, robots count as people too?"

Later, the Americans panic. "Is the Rabbit here? The Rabbit isn't here? Good. We're the first country after the Rabbit to begin space colonization."

But the Big Dog steps forward. "Eagle, the Rabbit has already sold the technology to Saudi Arabia."

The Americans say, "Rabbit, you win."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.