I Asked You to Borrow Some Money and You Used My Phone to Masturbate?

Traveling to a parallel world, Su Yang became a has-been young anchor. When he went home to celebrate the New Year, he happened to meet a rogue relative to borrow money. Su Yang borrowed 100,000 yuan without saying a word! Just when everyone in the audience was shocked, the gangster relatives were stunned! "I asked you to borrow some money, and you used my phone to masturbate?!" Su Yang: "Ask who to borrow or not? Fourth uncle, you don't want to pay back the money, right? Be careful if someone breaks your legs!" From then on, Su Yang became famous in one battle and became a debt collection anchor who made countless old people afraid of him! Lao Lai A: "Antiques, put down the antiques! I just borrowed 10,000 yuan! That vase is blue and white porcelain!!" Lao Lai B: "No, big brother! I even want to take you away? Can't I pay back the money?" Lao Lai C: "He even had the door of our house demolished!" Audience: "This anchor really has a conscience, but not much!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.