Traditional Chinese Medicine Cures Late-Stage Cancer, and the Eagle Sauce President Begs on His Knees

"This is a memory pill. Take it, and Alzheimer's disease, commonly known as senile dementia, will be cured immediately."

"This red blood pill is specifically for treating leukemia. Everyone who's taken it says it works great."

"ALS? That's easy. Take my strength pill, and you'll be able to run marathons, dunk after a high jump, and long jump without splitting your pants."

Zhang Lu, a livestream sales host who had transmigrated to Blue Star, was enthusiastically promoting his wares.

Just then, a curious viewer asked:

"Streamer, you're so amazing. Can you cure late-stage cancer?"

"Heh heh, you asked the right person. Other than late-stage foot cancer, I can cure any late-stage cancer. Hahaha, what are you waiting for? Place your orders!"

"What? The president of Eagle Sauce placed an order and tipped me a hundred million dollars, hoping I'd treat his illness? Tell him to get lost and go to hell. If he wants me to treat him, he can become a citizen of Huaxia first!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.