A Funeral Shop Sells Cemeteries, and One Attention Scares the Whole Internet

Traveling to a parallel world, he inherited his predecessor's company that specialized in selling cemetery houses. One day, Yang Jian came across a stray dog ​​rescue video. "1,043 Types of ruthless products were sold, and 824 types of fake and shoddy products were sold. The fatality rate of the next rogue product sold is 99.9%." Yang Jian paid direct attention and sent blessings backhand. "Do you want to know more about Jiahe Yinzhai Real Estate? If you book a hot-selling unit in advance, you can get a 20% discount!" "Animals were tortured and killed 108 times, animals were tortured 3,062 times, and the love of passers-by was used to defraud donations 81 times. The next time an animal is abused, the chance of being killed is 99.9%." Yang Jian responded with a warning, but the anchor was killed by Gouzi that day. ... After repeating it several times, Yang Jian exploded onto the Internet and became a famous disaster beacon. One day, while Da Sima was live broadcasting, the message "Jiahe Yinzhai Real Estate is paying attention to you" suddenly popped up in the background. The whole network started to cry. "Da Sima!" "Da Sima, run! You're going to die!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.