Livestream Fortune-Telling: Miss, Your Best Friend Slept with Your Mom

"Master, can you cure my illness?"

"You've got AIDS. Hurry up and wait to die!"

"Master, when will I find a rich, handsome boyfriend?"

"You're 155 centimeters tall, weigh 160 jin, and look like a pig demon, and you want a rich, handsome guy? You can have anything in your dreams!"

"Master, young people these days don't want to work hard. When will I find young employees who are willing to put in the effort?"

"Screw you! You pay your employees 2,500 a month and slap them with random fines, then expect them to work their asses off? I really want to smack you twice!"

"Master, can you find a partner for my best friend? She's beautiful, kindhearted, and just wonderful!"

"Your best friend already found someone. Her partner is your dad. If you go home now, you can catch your dad and your best friend putting on quite a show!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.