I Trick Sadako into Crawling Out of the TV, Then Capture Her to Trade for the Golden Light Mantra

Sadako: I was doing just fine inside the TV, but that scumbag Wang Ye tricked me into coming out and sold me off.

Wang Ye: I didn't want to sell you, either, but what can I do? I got bound to a Ghost-Selling System that lets me exchange ghosts for all kinds of skills, and the skills can even evolve...

Evolve Yang Five Thunder: made specifically for blasting chrysanthemums.

Evolve Golden Light Mantra: transform into a rope for tying up ghosts.

Evolve Twofold Hands: alter a ghost's memories so it thinks it's Wang Ye's pet.

Evolve Beat-the-* Stick Technique: it really can beat a ghost into the shape of a *, the kind that goes woof woof.

Evolve Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms: one palm strike sends out eighteen slaps, all landing squarely on the ghost's face...

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