Zelda: What? The Princess Told Me Not to Save Her?

Whether you've played the game or not, you can still enjoy this! A shout-out to the upcoming Tears of the Kingdom!

Knock, knock, knock...

In the middle of the night, Link knocked on an author's door.

"Can we talk this over?" Link looked disdainfully at the author's messy hair.

"Spit it out!"

"Could you give me some powerful golden fingers? What are these useless things you've given me?" Link put his hands on his hips.

"??? You're already insanely powerful! You can commune with spirits, souls, and the whole world. You're practically communing with Ganon already! What more do you want, to fly up to the heavens?" The author angrily pointed at Link's nose and cursed him out.

"Huh? Fly up to the heavens? That sounds pretty good! Hurry up and write it. Don't keep me from flying up there!"

"Get out!" The door slammed shut.

"Do you think she's getting more bad-tempered?" Link turned to look at the companions who had suddenly appeared behind him.

Zelda shot Link a sidelong glance: ..

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.