I Used a Toothpick to Pierce the Steel Plate, and the Police Station Begged Me to File a Report

我用牙签穿钢板，警局求我去备案

by Gouwa Little Whirlwind (狗娃小旋风)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 8k Words
Genre: Urban Romance
Subgenre: Urban Superpowers
Audience: Male
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Faloo

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After Jiang Fan traveled through time, he had a ridiculous system of using toothpicks to fuck aircraft carriers. When Jiang Fan shot a toothpick through the cardboard, some people only questioned it. And when Jiang Fan shot a toothpick through the wooden board. Everyone was a little uneasy. Then when Jiang Fan penetrated the steel plate with a toothpick. The whole network started to panic. After witnessing Jiang Fan's toothpick skills. Police: What? Jiang Fan wants to buy toothpicks? Stop him quickly! Jiang Fan: No, Sir, is it illegal to buy toothpicks? Police: You are breaking the law if you buy it! Jiang Fan:...... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.

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