Entertainment: the King of Beasts, Is This Really a Piece of Meat?

Wang Fan, who was reincarnated as a human being, became an artist in a certain variety show. Just because his acting skills were so bad, he was criticized by everyone for being useless. But when Wang Fan walked into the camera with a jet-black little country boy, his painting style began to change. "Damn it, what the hell is that little dirt*? It's not as tall as my calves and it can run faster than a hound?" "You call this a pet? Digging into the water, you can catch fish bigger than the washbasin." "No, I also have a dog in my family. Why does his dog always hold paper in his mouth when he goes to the toilet, but my dog only stares at me when I go to the toilet?" "Who can explain to me, what is TMD, TMD soil*? This can fly into the sky and escape from the earth, you call it soil*?" The director almost cried when he saw a little earthworm showing amazing intelligence and abilities. How should he explain it to the audience? Also, Wang Fan... When you go out for a day, what the hell is that thing you carry behind you? Don't tell me, those poisonous snakes and beasts are all your pets! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.