I Said a Friend Introduced Me, and You Charge 600 for One Session?

In an age of rampant materialism, blind dates have become a special way for women to find a sucker to take over their debts, or a walking ATM.

During the New Year holiday, Lin Hao's family pressured him to get married. Just then, he awakened the Reverse Blind Date System and decided to livestream the foul state of modern dating.

Lin Hao: Hi, I was introduced by a mutual acquaintance.

Blind date: Six hundred per session.

Lin Hao: I'm here for a blind date.

Blind date: Damn, you should've said so sooner! The bride price is 300,000. Not a cent less!

The viewers cried out in dismay. A woman in a special line of work was looking for a nice, honest guy, and she demanded 300,000 right off the bat?

Everyone thought Lin Hao would get mad and delete her, but instead he immediately fired back, leaving his date speechless.

"Then let's start with the 600 option."

The entire livestream erupted.

"One word: brilliant! That answer would be explosive even in the whole Kun Circle!"

Later, an even more bizarre woman showed up with over a dozen people to freeload off his meal.

Lin Hao used a trip to the bathroom as an excuse, cleared out the entire shelf at the front desk, then took a taxi home, switched off his phone, and went to sleep!

"Hahaha! What a gutsy move! Who says our human race has no Great Emperor?!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.