Livestream: A Bride Price of 300,000? Try the 600 One First

In this age of rampant consumerism, blind dates have become a special way for women to find a "sucker to take over" and a "walking ATM."

Lin Hao is pressured by his family to get married over the New Year holiday. Just then, he awakens the Reverse Blind Date System and decides to livestream the appalling state of modern dating.

Lin Hao: Hi, a friend introduced us.

Blind date: Six hundred for one session.

Lin Hao: I'm here for a blind date.

Blind date: Damn, why didn't you say so earlier? The bride price is 300,000. Not a cent less!

Viewers cry foul! A woman in a certain line of work is trying to find an honest man, and she opens by demanding 300,000?

Everyone thinks Lin Hao will get mad and delete her, but instead he immediately replies, leaving the woman speechless.

"Then let's try the 600-yuan option first."

The entire livestream explodes.

"One word: brilliant! That reply from the streamer would be absolutely explosive anywhere in the Kun Circle!"

Later, an even more outrageous woman shows up with a dozen people to freeload off his meal.

Lin Hao uses a trip to the bathroom as an excuse, clears out the front counter's display shelves, then takes a taxi home, turns off his phone, and goes to sleep!

"Hahaha! What a coward! Who says our human race has no Great Emperor?!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.