I Just Open a Shop, Daozu, Why Are You Panicking?

Wei Feng traveled to another world and became the owner of a cultivation miscellaneous store. He activated the heaven-defying system. Any product was enough to shake the whole world, which shocked even the Taoist ancestors! Passerby A: "Damn it, without the qualifications to practice, there is no hope of reaching immortality in this life." Wei Feng: "What? Don't have the qualifications to practice? Come on, betel nut!" "Swallowing the betel nut raw, the Tao teaches the universe, and your qualifications are nothing to mention!" Passerby B: "Oops, the injury is too serious and there is no cure. Good brother, you must take good care of my sister-in-law for me!" Wei Feng: "It's just a fatal injury. A lollipop will make you ecstasy and recover as good as ever!" Dao Ancestor: "This son is too rebellious to the heavens, we must not keep him!" Wei Feng: "Tao Ancestor? Raised his hand and disappeared into ashes!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.