I Don't Paint Dollars, I Specialize in Antiques

Draw dollars freehand? Doesn't exist! This method of emptying out the eagle sauce is too slow. You can print whatever you want, and the breeze will blow on the hills! I think you print money quickly. I am still faster at making last week's antiques! Have you ever seen a giant cruise ship loaded with antiques sailing to the other side of the ocean? If you have seen it, it must be my clarion call filled with last week's antiques to conquer the world! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.