Naruto: Reborn as Sasuke, I Just Lie Flat

He woke up one day.

He had become Sasuke after the Night of the Uchiha Clan's Massacre, and was bound to a lie-flat System.

From then on, Sasuke, who should have been shrouded in darkness and become an avenger, turned into a lazybones who just wanted to lounge in a deck chair, bask in the sun, and sip juice.

Years later, the invincible Sasuke looked at Urashiki Otsutsuki, who was diligently massaging his feet, and mused:

"There's no way I'm ever going to work hard. Not in this lifetime."

"Fishing, sunbathing, and being confessed to by beautiful women are the only things that keep me going."

"Every guy and girl here is talented, and they all know just what to say."

"Whenever I slap the table, those villains calmly sit down and reason with me. They never swear, they even offer to massage my shoulders and back, and give me all sorts of precious gifts..."

"I absolutely love it here!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.