Three Kingdoms: Cutting Off Hu Diaochan at the Beginning Made Me Laugh so Hard

Cui Yan traveled to the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty. At the beginning, I met Diao Chan by chance and awakened to the Three Kingdoms trading system. From then on, all the mighty men of the Three Kingdoms were his trading partners. Cao Cao: I want more troops and more generals. Cui Yan: No problem, come on, tell me who you like, good quality and low price, cash on delivery Sun Quan: Cao Cao can dominate one side, I also want to... Cui Yan: Sun Shiwan, you are so humble! I've seen you have a lot of potential since you were young, so take this picture of your power to conquer the world. Liu Bei: I just want to help the Han Dynasty, but I am a shoemaker... Cui Yan said angrily: Heroes don't care about their origins, and beauties don't care about their age! Xiaoliang, come here! Liu Bei: Xiao Liang? Cui Yan: Oh! His name is Zhuge Liang, and he is my, um... Registered disciple, I guess! Xiao Liang, you will follow Uncle Liu Huang from now on! Zhuge Liang:....... One day, my subordinates came to report. The three armies of Cao, Liu, and Sun allied themselves and prepared to send troops to Chang'an. Cui Yan looked at Diao Chan beside him. Sister Diao Chan, do you want to be the emperor? A queen in history~ This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.